Thursday, 31 May 2007

The lady of the lift.

Yes, there is a lady of the lift and to be quite frank, she is a PAIN. Since the first time we stepped into the elevator we heard a very random "lady" telling us that we are fat and that we were in the "wrong floor." How dare she insult us in that manner! Well she does not really say "You are fat," but she says, "Will the last person please step out" which means that we are to fat to go in.

And to worsen things, she is VERY indecisive. First she says "Going Up," but then changes her mind, "Going down." Aaaaannnd not only that but apparently she has no idea on what she is doing because she tells us "doors opening," and a second later she says "door closing" and again.

Katie and I came to the conclusion that she has no idea on what she is doing. She probably is in need of a "Lord of the lift" to chill her out a bit; but in the meantime I suggest that someone put a sock on her!

cheeri-o!

1 comment:

Josselyn Salter said...

You are fat! Stop eating chips and cider and start losing some weight. Get off my lift!! Overloaded overloaded!!